Orange Sashes Don't Mean Jack!

Children are being corrupted in elementary schools. For generations, schools teaching children, grades k-6, have implemented a system that teaches kids to instigate, meddle, tattle, and probably worse. This system is known as the Student Safety Patrol.

The Safety Program is crippling children for the future. The habits and values instilled are not for modern society.Lil' Kim went to jail because somebody snitched. 50 Cent is a snitch and nobody likes him anymore either. Children of America could end up like 50 Cent...without the millions and the semi-coherent flow.

Here's how the system works, students are recommended by their teachers as trustworthy, responsible kids. Then they give the kids these orange/yellow sashes. The whole clique wears them and feels the power. Students are known as "the good kids" because obviously, those not recommended to the elite organization are screwed up in some way. They lie, cheat, steal, don't do homework, fart during math class just for the laugh...you know the types.

Automatically, a class system develops at 9 years old. Children are taught to "look out" for shady characters and report any suspicious behavior. If any situation were to unfold in front of their eyes, Safeties would feel a sense of responsibility to stop it down or attempt to get involved. If the kid causing the situation doesn't listen to the Safety, he's insubordinate. More to tell the teacher when tattle time comes up. "I told him to stop and he wouldn't!"

Kids who aren't Safeties aren't bad kids but they are made to feel like it. They get treated like red headed step children in a foster home. Safeties get to leave class at random times for pizza parties...before lunch. Then, after the pizza party Safeties show up in the cafeteria late, sliding into their seat like nothing happened, pepperoni on their chin, bad kids looking around like, "What did we just miss?" What's worse, the Safeties all have their regular lunch left to eat. No wonder kids act bad and want to plug the water fountain with their gum.

What happens when the kids move on to middle school and high school where there are no Safeties and pizza parties are only for the 150 lb football players...all of them bad kids. Safeties are getting ass kicking. There's no Safety Alumni Union to take care of you like in the NFL. Fifth grade doesn't send you off with secret service like the President. Payback. You can't blame them, really. They were shunned for years when they knew deep down inside, they were better than those orange sashers.